Sunday 17 January 2016

Watering under my bridge

I've been blogging for the last three months about my experiences of having a septoplasty, a procedure to correct a deviated septum, because I couldn’t find much information online. I thought recording my own journey from start to finish might be useful for other people having a similar procedure through the NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde board…at least until I had a different procedure on the day. Still, I think it’s worthwhile finishing the blogs.

This might be my last post on the nose, as I had my post-operative follow up assessment on Friday, 15th January, roughly five weeks after my procedure, with Mr. T, the surgeon who operated on me. He used the word ‘operation’, so I feel less bashful about using it here, although what I had done was still relatively minor. He asked me if things had changed for the better, got worse, or stayed the same. I answered quite truthfully, that all things considered, my nose is much the same as it was before the surgery. He had a look, both with his naked eye, and an endoscope, and he seemed to share my opinion, but observed that there was still some crusting in my nose as a result of the diathermy he carried out.

He explained that while I was under general anaesthetic, he’d had a closer inspection of the interior of my nose, and decided that the issue was less with my septum, which lies in the middle of the nose, but my turbinates, which are…kinda…behind the cheeks. Look, I'm not an ear, nose, and throat specialist. He then made a couple of incisions into the mucous lining that covers the turbinate using a tool which an electrical current is run through, cauterising the underlying tissue. In theory, as the cauterised tissue scars, it should shrink and reduce the blockage in my nose. He noted that turbinate reduction does have a fair chance of not working, and unfortunately it hasn't worked for me. He offered the option of trying the same procedure again, and straightening out my septum while he was at it, but I opted not to go down that route.

As Mr. T is not convinced the above would be any more successful a second time around, there doesn't appear to be any further surgical option for me; I just have a crap nose. Mr T. has prescribed me with a nasal decongestant, which he thinks I can use long-term (which I imply to mean forever and ever.) I guess I’d convinced myself that having a septoplasty would dramatically improve my quality of life, so to be back to square one, with the implication that this is a chronic condition, is a little dispiriting. However, my nose hasn't quite finished healing yet, so there might potentially be a little improvement yet to come.


As for the subject of my worsening sense of smell, Mr. T told me that smell wasn't normally linked with nasal congestion, and that mine shouldn't be so depleted at a relatively young age. As such, he’s referred me for a scan of my head and/or nasal cavity, to confirm, in his words, that there isn't anything ‘weird and wonderful going on up there’. Which is slightly alarming. So, I guess I'm due at least one more trip to the hospital with my hooter. I do have the go-ahead to start exercising again though…

I was going to write a conclusion, pondering the question 'would I do it all again?' but I didn't have the operation I was supposed to, and the replacement procedure didn't work, and I'm not taking up the option of having either of the two procedures, so I guess the answer is no? Even though it's yes? Although the NHS haven't as yet got to the root of what 's wrong with my nose, they have been thoroughly professional and lovely, in my experience, so I wouldn't be worried should I ever require anything else done.